From Cerro Castillo it is 56 km to the entrance to the Parque Nacional, and it would prove to be one of our toughest days on the bikes yet. We were exhausted, after 7 days with no rest, and we had another day of moderate head winds ahead, with mostly ripio. The beautiful spires of the Torres, which we had seen from a hundred kilometres or more away three days prior, were hidden in clouds for most of the day, with fouler weather promising. We started even earlier than normal to try and beat the winds, but today they winds got up early as well, by 8 they were already blowing in our faces, hard. Peter, the other cyclist who camped with us, waited in town to try and catch a bus into the park – we wish we had joined him!
Strangely enough though, just when we thought we couldn’t handle the winds anymore, and had resorted to walking the bicycles on even the barest of hills and even many flat areas, the winds quited down in the afternoon instead of increasing. Just as we feared the worst would come as we turned from northbound to east, we were treated to calmer weather, and herds of guanacos!
The population of guanacos – definitely our favourite animal so far – in the park has risen from about 100 to nearly 3000 in the past decade and a half, and they are everywhere! It is spring, so we saw them fighting for dominance, chasing each other, and rolling in the mud.
They are stunningly graceful when running and jumping cattle fences (far more so than the cow we saw get stuck when she tried the same thing), but they make the most ridiculous sounds! We thought our day was made, but things improved even further. The numbers of guanacos continued to rise as we entered a sheltered valley with hillsides painted completely pink by blossoming flowers. We also saw a Patagonian skunk, which until this point we had only smelled – they have golden stripes rather than white ones. The final few kilometres to the Refugio we were hoping to camp at passed beautiful lakes, and we finally arrived, utterly spent from our cold and windy day.
Things got even better when Marcos, the cook at the refugio and now are good friend, took us inside to warm ourselves, and fed us tortas fritas, like little donuts, with icing sugar on top.
Over the next 2 days Marcos took good care of us, bringing us cake in the morning when we were eating stale bread in the hallway while a busload of Dutch travellers ate the breakfast he had prepared them, trying to get us a free dinner (we didn’t figure out till later what was going on – he has extra food that would go to waste anyway, and he was sneaking behind the bi$%^y owner), and sending us on our way when we left with sweet bread for the road.
We splurged our first night here at Refugio Laguna Amarga, eating dinner with Dutch tour group. It was the best soup we’ve ever had (unknown ingredients), a sort of Chilean shepherd’s pie, and an interesting, mostly flavourless dessert.

okay.. so the buns on the right... we stole from the dinner table so we could eat lunch the next day
We also were treated to a beer by a friendly Dutch fellow, who assumed we couldn’t afford one because we hadn’t ordered it as soon as we sat down. They thought we had it so hard, having to sleep outside in our tent, when it turns out their steel bunk beds ($35 a night!) were uncomfortable and creaky, the walls thin so snoring kept them up, and it was cold in the huge refugio while we were toasty in our bags on comfy air matresses!
The next day was a rest day at the refugio, and we sat around reading and playing cards, happy we weren’t hiking, as the weather in the mountains was terrible. Two lambs walked around our tent nibbling away at the grass and jumping hilariously off an old building foundation.
We took a nap and one of the silly buggers kept trying to climb onto the tent while we were in it, licking the plastic window in the fly and leaving muddy hoof prints on it! That afternoon we went with Claus and Frank, a German couple staying at the refugio, to a waterfall 3km away in their rental SUV.
What a treat to cover ground that fast! We ate our own dinner that night in the crappy camping kitchen building, which we smoked out with a fire to keep warm.
We left in the morning, sad to leave Marcos, but happy to be on the road in improving weather. The road was breathtaking, but equally hard.
The winds were up as early as us again, and strong. We were heading due west today, and the day began with an expensive park fee ($30 each), followed by what we call a “good morning hill”. Up, and up, and up we went, eyeing guanacos, ducks, and barrancas, a beautiful but odd bird, the whole time, with the Torres (Towers) del Paine almost visible, but the more iconic Cuernos (Horns) del Paine out in all their glory. This road was the most scenic and beautiful of our trip so far, and the most gruelling as well – after 3 and a half hours we had gone only 23 kilometres.
We stopped at a guardeparque, where we were asked if we wanted food, but we missed another opportunity for a home-cooked meal and Patagonian generosity. We thought there was food for sale at the ranger station, but in fact it was her home, and we would have had some lovely looking stew that had been prepared for the other park staff… we determined from now on we will risk appearing greedy in the future rather than be erroneously gracious or cautious and miss out again. We hitched a ride with a family from Panama 2 km to a waterfall lookout we couldn’t be bothered to walk to in our state, trundled back to the bikes, and turned south for the last 7 km to Camping Pehoe.
At Camping Pehoe we made a new friend in the camp maintenance man, who brought us a ridiculously huge load of firewood (we tried to burn it all but couldn’t) and showed us faces in the mountains.
We also ticked off 2 of the remaining 5 animal species we had yet to see: both the zorro chillo, a huge fox as big as Ted, and the huemul, the endangered Andean deer. (The remaining three are a type of reputedly numerous owl, the puma, which we hope not to see, and penguins, which are due up next!)
We were joined at our camp site by 3 or 4 huge bus tours, including Das Hotel Rollende, a German “rolling hotel”, bigger than two semi-trailers, which promptly unloaded folding picnic tables upon arrival and hordes of elderly Germans began “doing their chores”: fetching water, cooking dinner, prepping tables, etc. The last half of the hotel is a bizarre sleeping trailer, rows of tiny bunks with windows that seem more Japanese than German in design. We watched a fabulous sunset over the Cuernos and Torres del Paine, marvelling at our good fortune with the weather again, cooked a pot of rice to mush over the fire to conserve our dwindling fuel supply, and trundled down to a fancy Parilla for a hot chocolate and another strange, flavourless flan dessert before bed.
The next morning leaving the park we stopped at the main Parque Administracion and got our passports stamped, biked 10 km of fast and easy ground with terrible serrucho, and were met by our good morning hill for the day.
This one was mean, and had lots of bigger, meaner brothers hiding out back. The road was lousy, but mostly empty, but the few cars we did see here were not courteous as the ones in the park: instead of busses slowing to 20km per hour when they approached, they flew by at 100. The road was peppered with miradors (lookouts), so we got ample rests, and the day was mostly windless and sunny.
About 40km in to our planned 70 km we happened upon an Argentine cyclist sleeping on the side of the road. He is the first biker we have met on this trip towing a trailer, and when we exclaimed at the amount of gear he had he said he may leave some food behind, as he was carrying enough for three days. He was heading the opposite direction from us, and we had brought five days and used most of it. He also told us the road ahead was very hilly – poor guy didn’t know what he had in store: it was almost flat after the morning we’d had. He’d stopped at an estancia a few k’s down the road and had been fed enough lamb and bread to necessitate the siesta – this is it! we thought. Here’s our chance! We raced ahead through steep road cuts, past a volcano with beatifully red-flowered flanks, and turned off the road up the estancia’s driveway. We were met by a husky puppy and a woman with canines of the sort that inspired Vampire legends who invited us into the kitchen. She gave us coffee and tea, and we spied the lamb in a huge tray on the open oven door. She sliced up some bread for us, put the lamb in the oven and closed the door…. and that was the last we saw of it. It seems our cycling friend had stuffed himself so well she didn’t see fit to give any more away. Ah well, we tried, and our luck is on the rise, so we’ll wait!
Another 20 km and we started looking for a camp site. Getting tired, coming down a steep hill, Jenny started to wobble and I thought she was done for. She straightened out, I looked away, and looked back in time to see her stopping. I thought she’d bit it after all, slammed on the brakes, and bit it myself – our first high-speed crash! Minor scrapes on the elbow, due to protection from 3 shirts, and we were off again.
We decided that with only 25 km left to town, mostly downhill followed by flats and a change from ripio to asfalto, we’d suck back the PowerGels we’d been carrying since Canada, put on our game faces and go for it. We stopped at the Cueva de Milodon, a huge cave famous for housing the bones of prehistoric giant sloths, and again at an Ethnohistoric park to take a picture of Jenny with the crazy masked and painted figures from aboriginal ceremonies we see on souvenirs everywhere here.
Another oddity here: beside the Silla del Diablo, the devil’s chair, a huge rocky outcrop which would have made a beautiful campground and bouldering setting, a man was torturing a trombone in the worst way imaginable, in the middle of nowhere.
We stocked up again on Christmas cake and chocolate again with 16 km left, and finished our day at over 100km, which we had planned to do in 2 days. We rolled into town to beautiful skies, black swans in the Pacific Ocean, a strange sculpture of a huge hand rising from the ground at the beach. After an expensive and only decent dinner (we have found cooking at hostels is better than eating out here) of barbequed lamb and obscene amounts of king crab, we tottered off to bed for our first morning where we could sleep in past 6 in 10 days. 
We are now staying at a wonderful Hostal, which doesn’t look like much from the outside but is beautiful inside, is relatively cheap, and has provided the best breakfast we’ve had since we left home – crepes! Today was a rest day of blogging, eating and shopping, and tomorrow, off to Punta Arenas, where we’ll finally see those damned penguins. The radio here is playing “Mr. Roboto” for anyone who cares – I’m rocking out over here. Talk to you soon!










































































